Nice handjob

Aasmund Ryningen
3 min readJun 7, 2020

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No, not that kind of hand job, you pervert.

I’m talking about a somewhat eerie yet fascinating thing I saw on a video the other day. A woman was filming her own hand, at ease. She didn’t hold anything in it, nor did she clench or flinch. She was just holding her hand still. For some odd reason, the whole hand started twitching and twisting. Almost like someone had attached a set of strings to her hand and were pulling them at random.

Obviously, you don’t need to be a doctor to know that this is quite annoying and also somewhat painful.

However, the reality is that a lot of people struggle with this issue.

And it’s not only in their hands, but also their legs, feet, back, chest, toes, everywhere.

Imagine if you’re out driving a car and you sometimes get these pains in your toes or feet. You’re driving and driving and all of a sudden there’s this annoying twitch in your toe. It feels like the toe’s being twisted and turned and bent backwards. It hurts so much that you actually cannot drive anymore. You have to stop and take a break. But, you’re speeding at 80 MPH, and there’s nowhere in sight to pull over. So, what do you really do?

Well, you only have one choice.

To actually keep on driving, although you’re in great pain.

The alternative is sudden and secure death on the highway.

Not an easy choice, and one I hope you never have to make.

But, one day you may be the one who has to make it. And, you won’t have much time to think. You literally only have a few seconds to do something before it may be too late.

Now, do you want to prevent such a thing from happening?

Stay inside your home and never, ever drive a car again. That’s guaranteed to not make you subject to such a scary moment.

Is that a viable scenario for you? Quite likely no. Do you want another way that *perhaps* will help you relieve you of such awkward moments?

Try CBD oil.

Absolutely no guarantees are given. But, the oil is sure to smoothen up your joints.

So, we’ll see if it works or not. But you have to be willing to give it time. There’s no such thing as immediate cures, right here.

Anyway, enough talk.

I have presented to you the solution. It’s up to you if you would like to carry through with it or not. You’re of course free to ignore this advice. And, I somehow understand you. Because in this world, you’re constantly getting bombarded with outlandish and downright incredible testimonials and adverts for different things that of course turn out to be naught but fluff and scam. Especially in the health niche. There does, for some odd reason, seem to be an abundance of ‘virus killing’ medications right now.

And I’ll be honest.

CBD oil does not *kill* or prevent any viruses from entering your body.

It may help you with relieving some of the pain that you get from those viruses though.

Although the majority of CBD oil users tend to be those who suffer from chronic pain diseases and are tired of over-the-counter drugs and brainless, rude doctors who don’t understand what they’re going through.

‘Aight.

I think you got the message.

It’s up to you if you want to fix your own health or not.

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